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Oi be votin' for Maria too.

There's always been something fishy about her...

And carts that float on the sea?
Whatever next!

 

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I vote to lynch Daz.

If he wath thneaking around in the night following Maria, wath he after a thnack? Highly thuthpithiouth if you athk me.

 

The little girl runs up to Grooby and says, "I found him, sir! He's my big brother! I didn't see anyone else around!"

 

I'll vote for Daz the Cobbler.

Whilst taking a Leisurely stroll last night, I am sure I heard him following me, muttering something about supper.

 

HA! Leisurely!? Only a Werewolf would describe eating little boys as 'Leisurely'!!

Don't listen to her!

 

Stop spitting.

 

While I am usually loathe to leave the comfort of my library and workshop to enter that den of savagery and iniquity, these are rather special circumstances, and so I shall attend.

Barkeep, a glass of your finest vintage port, if you will...

 

Tis that darn butcher I tell you! Listen to me... he is a changeling. I saw him with mine own two eyes not but an hour ago, his face contorted with rage, his teeth bared, and blood smeared across his smock. Lynch him, cut his heart from his breast, before he does for us all!

 

Father... you intend to eat him? Why... surely no man of the cloth would sanction such a thing as.... CANNIBALISM!

 

Hmm. Are you able to account for your actions last night? Our local friendly Undertaker spotted you stalking around late in the night, as did I. Looking for a meal perhaps?

 

Er, it moit be a good toime to bring this up.
But I don't only do carts, if you know what oi mean.
Toims have been a bit quoit in the old ve-hicular trade of late and I've been doing a fair trade in, um, weapons of an exotic nature.

If I can be of any soivice to the community, I have a fair stock of wooden stakes, holy water (sorry father, just borrowing it loike), silver arrows, dragons' teeth and a crate of black ribbed nobblers which oi believe were destined for the prostitute but nevertheless would give any beastie a nasty crack over the head.

As this is a toime of national emergency loike, I'm prepared to do them wholesale.

Every little helps, as oi loike to say.

 

I'll take a wooden thtake and a pitchfork if you have one good thur.

 

Is this your official vote for lynching, Woodcutter? Just wanted to confirm, since it wasn't bolded... until you confirm, your vote isn't locked in.

 

There you go.
Luckily oi've stocked up of some imported pitchforks.
Oi wouldn't actually recommend them for pitching or forking moind, they're more for waving in the air in a threatening mob sort of way.

Free blazing torch with every purchase, and oi've got a luverly deal on lynchin' rope that may almost hold the weight of an average person long enough to 'ang 'em.

 

I'll do you a discount on a side of beef if you leave it out!!!

 

You pinching my business again carter? I'll see you in hell... heel, damn yer eyes! You shall feel the hot breath of justice upon your neck, you vile swineherd.