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I too vote to lynch the estate agent since they are generally veggies, and they can't be trusted

I would also like to point out that if you lynch me you'll all have to go with out your turkey twizzlers!!

 

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No, I've seen the light. Tis the carter who did it, I'm sure. I saw him stumbling around last night but thought naught of it, but now... of course, it must be him!

 

Now, now, good sir.
Do I come round to your work and tell you 'ow to chop logs?

No.
So don't you be tellin' me 'ow to run a free market enterprise.

The slump in your business is no doubt due to the fact that any cart produced boi your good self would no doubt have square wheels and infect anyone misfortunate enough to attempt to ride in it with a nasty case of sceptic piles.

 

No you didn't.
Oi were in bed asleep where any God fearing man should be after the hours of darkness.

Oi take your comment as a clear confession that you wasn't.
So what were you doin' out in the middle of the night seein' things that wasn't really there?

Sounds like witchcraft to moi.

Would make sense for you to moi a witch as it would explain what a piss-poor job you make of cuttin' down trees.

 

Six left to vote, including one of the accused.
Who shall sway from the hangman's noose?

 

If you lynch the carter, who'll buy your wood to make the carts!! I say save the carter!!

 

My vote is for Daz the cobbler. Any man who would wear a sandwich board proclaiming 'definately not a werewolf' is both hard of spelling, and protesting too much. And if it pleases your good self father, I'm not swayed by your offerings. You've had two score years to proffer me the 'warmth of the Lord' and have spent it instead pointing to me as an outcast, and proof of what indulgence in vice will do to a man.

If any of the rest of you come to your senses, you can join me on the bench in the town square. I still don't believe in 'Where'wolves ('There'wolves) but, like I said, if there is such an abomination against nature, I'd find it very easy to believe that a man of the 'cloth' (spit) would find it nice and convenient to gather his flock close to him for the culling...

 

You're just as bad... indeed, methinks you two could be in league...

'sides, I make my own carts... good quality, not the rubbish he passes off as 'value for money'.

Maybe we should have a double hanging... waddya say people? Two for the price of one...

Now... let's get 'em!

 

Don't call me no witch! I'm all man... least last time I looked anyways...

Me? I was with my axe, searching bravely for those devilish beasts who do try do murder most foul. And if you'd been nearer, you wouldn't be standing here now, I can tell you...

 

Yeth, he might be dead at the teeth of a werewolf instead of that poor boy.

 

Yes, I am sure you would, more wood for the gallows, more money for you, I say in this instance a dual hanging is in order, one for the estate agent and another for the woodchopper, let you feel the burn of the hangmans noose around your neck sir!

(This game is beginning to freak me out a little)

 

...and the first player hasn't even been eliminated yet!

 

This is to fragmented to even begin to understand what has gone on.

 

Hardly anything has gone on. The game's barely started.

1.) People signed up for the game.
2.) Roles were distributed.
3.) Father Jim was voted to be Sheriff.
4.) A random child was killed by the Werewolves.
5.) The first lynch vote is occurring.

You're caught up.

Thereafter:
6.) A player will be killed at night by the Werewolves.
7.) Another lynch vote will occur during the day.
8.) Go to 6.

 

In my drunked stupor, I been swindled out of 'alf me cabbage patch by a swindling Estate agent. I thinks they all have to be wolvies. Lynch 'im I say! Before any others be killed, Eric the Estate Agent must been 'ad!

 

Anyone got a nice warm place fer me to sleep tonoight? OI don fancy me haystack wee all this talk of wear wolves and monsters. Scares me sags roight arf me feet it do.

Anyone notice ow the butcher keeps a big dog? he scares me an awl. Big snarling drooling lowd thing it is, and teh dogs no better!

 

O'ive got a nice warm barn, if you dont mind the stink ov me pigs. Though deyve been making an awful racket in de dark, screaming an noisin, an such. Looks like they fight in de night too, as they been scratchin' each others sideses. Some, dey look like snaggers comin' out of them.

 

The Barn'll do. Don mind smell o no pigs, i smelled worse. Normally on a 'ot day when me sox start steamin. An wee thier sharp teef they can keep teh monsters away.